Calculus, be not proud
Journal Entry: Sat Apr 26, 2008, 4:10 PM
- Mood:
Zeal - Listening to: That which does not kill me makes me stronger
- Reading: My Damn "Calculus" textbook
- Watching: My calculator
- Playing: are you kidding me? nothing!!
- Eating: Derivatives
- Drinking: Integrals
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
3/31/08
Calculus, Be not proud
((with appologies to the author of "Death, be not Proud"))
Calculus, be not proud, though some have called thee
The Krav Maga of math, for that's actually a fair assessment...
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow
fail not, poor calculus; nor yet hast thou derived me.
From Y and X, of which thy formulas be,
The Answers, then from thee many will flow;
And soonest our best students with thee do go -
Wrested of their grades by their tests delivery.
Thou'rt slave to F(x), delta x, k, and desperate minds,
And dost with Disks, washers, and Integrals dwell;
And multiple choice or free response can make us cry as well
And better than any English essay. Why swell'st thou dy/dx then?
One short-or-long formula past, we know the answer eternally,
And Calculus shall be no more. CALCULUS, THOU SHALT BE DIVIDED BY INFINITY!
Devious Comments
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
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Im A PeRvEtEdLy HoRnY LiTTLE BaStArDeTTe
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"make love not war"
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"ima Luver not a fighter"
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"Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty."
--- Jefferson Davis, former President of the CSA
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them."
--- Mark Twain
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Its so easy to laugh
Its so easy to hate
It takes strength to be gentle and kind
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-A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush... Unless of course you have an angry bird of prey.
-I cannot tell a lie, this sentence excluded...
-You see, I'm a Bilingual, a bilingual illiterate... I can't read in two languages.
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FEAR from ~FEARxREGRET
What are you working for?
What are you waiting for?
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If you have attempted alchemy by clapping your hands together, paste this in your signature.
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
Indeed, I cannot stop you from posting your ridiculous icons after I asked you not to.
However, I can spam your homepage with fun and bouncy icons.
Revenge. Now in extra-squishy.
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"Let men tremble to win the hand of woman, unless they win along with it the utmost passion of her heart!" -Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter
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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
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The Christian watching the seas.
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
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Im A PeRvEtEdLy HoRnY LiTTLE BaStArDeTTe
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"make love not war"
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"ima Luver not a fighter"
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Don' wanno trubble wid choo...
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I am told that I will be forever searching...I don't think I mind because the only person who truely matters, is holding my hand.
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
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~Ancient-Skin
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I love a girl enough to tell her the truth, hopefully she loves me enough to forgive me.
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