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Calculus, be not proud

Journal Entry: Sat Apr 26, 2008, 4:10 PM
  • Mood: Zeal
  • Listening to: That which does not kill me makes me stronger
  • Reading: My Damn "Calculus" textbook
  • Watching: My calculator
  • Playing: are you kidding me? nothing!!
  • Eating: Derivatives
  • Drinking: Integrals
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss



3/31/08
Calculus, Be not proud
((with appologies to the author of "Death, be not Proud"))

Calculus, be not proud, though some have called thee
The Krav Maga of math, for that's actually a fair assessment...
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow
fail not, poor calculus; nor yet hast thou derived me.
From Y and X, of which thy formulas be,
The Answers, then from thee many will flow;
And soonest our best students with thee do go -
Wrested of their grades by their tests delivery.
Thou'rt slave to F(x), delta x, k, and desperate minds,
And dost with Disks, washers, and Integrals dwell;
And multiple choice or free response can make us cry as well
And better than any English essay. Why swell'st thou dy/dx then?
One short-or-long formula past, we know the answer eternally,
And Calculus shall be no more. CALCULUS, THOU SHALT BE DIVIDED BY INFINITY!

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~That-Bloody-Penguin:iconThat-Bloody-Penguin: 6 hours 7 minutes ago
*not-so-random return hug*

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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
~808KEAOLANI:icon808KEAOLANI: 18 hours 5 minutes ago
random hug! :hug: :hug: :hug:

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Im A PeRvEtEdLy HoRnY LiTTLE BaStArDeTTe :) :horny:

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"ima Luver not a fighter"
~sets-child:iconsets-child: May 5, 2008, 8:09:19 AM
Thanks for the favourites!

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*TerrorCookie:iconTerrorCookie: May 4, 2008, 8:21:24 PM
Thanks for the :+fav:s! :D

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~ryoga-2003:iconryoga-2003: Apr 30, 2008, 4:50:23 PM
Thanks for the fave!

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~ILoveGreenDayYeah:iconILoveGreenDayYeah: Apr 30, 2008, 4:54:52 AM
Thanks for the fav! :heart:

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~Jesus-Freak-Cloud:iconJesus-Freak-Cloud: Apr 29, 2008, 6:05:59 AM
Thank you for the fav!

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~kayono:iconkayono: Apr 22, 2008, 4:13:57 PM
Thank you for the :+fav:

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~That-Bloody-Penguin:iconThat-Bloody-Penguin: Apr 15, 2008, 10:36:51 AM
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
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Indeed, I cannot stop you from posting your ridiculous icons after I asked you not to.

However, I can spam your homepage with fun and bouncy icons.

Revenge. Now in extra-squishy.

:spammer:

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=Tantawi:iconTantawi: Apr 14, 2008, 2:35:07 PM Mood: Joy
Thanks a lot for the fav :D

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~That-Bloody-Penguin:iconThat-Bloody-Penguin: Apr 14, 2008, 9:30:08 AM
My pleasure. It's just nice to know I'm not the only one from Seattle...

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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
~NateBlue:iconNateBlue: Apr 9, 2008, 4:29:43 PM
hey thanks a mil for the fave add =)
~inspector97:iconinspector97: Apr 6, 2008, 8:28:21 PM
Thanks for the Fav!
=Retermined:iconRetermined: Apr 3, 2008, 5:09:07 PM
Thanks for the fave ^^

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~That-Bloody-Penguin:iconThat-Bloody-Penguin: Apr 3, 2008, 7:09:16 AM
I appreciate the thought though, Don't get me wrong, I really do appreciate it, I just don't do chain mail..... unless I'm wearing it.

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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
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"ima Luver not a fighter"
~rustym:iconrustym: Mar 31, 2008, 7:27:45 AM
Thanks for the favorite.

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~guitarfreaky:iconguitarfreaky: Mar 28, 2008, 4:07:28 AM
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~That-Bloody-Penguin:iconThat-Bloody-Penguin: Mar 27, 2008, 7:05:35 PM
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"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"
~ Dr. Seuss
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~Redpyramidhead:iconRedpyramidhead: Mar 22, 2008, 10:27:05 AM
thx for the fav

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